I have no perception of time. I will be like “I have class in 2 hours… Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔”
Random headlines including our favourite person - a Serbian man.
i could never be in the army what if my stomach hurt
what if my stomach hurt and they made us run around. i would kill myself
Can’t even, but here goes. First please for god and country never join up. Second after the first three hundred push ups and three hundred sit ups on the first day you will forget about your tummy. Third stop swallowing after sucking off your bed bunky and the sour tummy wont happen to begin with let him nut in your ass like a sailor.
thank you for your service
my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit